The Colonel's Eternal Bucket
rare improvised club (versatile)
Damage: 2d6 bludgeoning + 1
Attack Bonus: +1
Charges: 7/7 (recharges dawn)
On Hit: On a hit, the target must succeed on a DC 14 Constitution saving throw or become Incapacitated until the end of their next turn as they are overwhelmed by the intoxicating aroma of magical fried chicken.
Activated: Spend 1 charge to reach into the bucket and produce a magical drumstick. A creature that eats it regains 2d6+2 hit points. The drumstick disappears if not eaten within 1 minute.
On Critical Hit: On a critical hit, the bucket erupts in a 10-foot radius burst of sizzling grease. All creatures in range must succeed on a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw or fall prone.
Passive: While holding the bucket, you have advantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks involving food, feasts, or hungry creatures.
On Natural 1: On an attack roll of 1, the bucket tips and drenches you in hot grease. You take 1d6 fire damage and have disadvantage on your next attack roll.
This +1 magical club deals 2d6 bludgeoning damage. It holds 7 charges, refreshed at dawn. As an action, spend 1 charge to produce a healing drumstick (2d6+2 HP). On a hit, targets make DC 14 Con save or become Incapacitated until end of their next turn. Critical hits trigger a 10-ft grease burst (DC 14 Dex save or prone). Rolling a 1 splashes you for 1d6 fire damage.
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Text: Claude Sonnet 4.6Image: Nano BananaStyle: Realistic
“Giant KFC chicken bucket”